Crypto-Currency: The Phoenix Adult Tee
Crypto-Currency: The Phoenix Adult Tee
This may be the only investment asset guaranteed to crash and immediately Rebound. Did your portfolio completely burn to the ground last quarter? Don't panic—that’s just the business model! Introducing the Crypto-Currency: The Phoenix Tee, designed specifically for investors whose financial strategy consists entirely of total collapse followed by dramatic, fiery resurrection. This tee is bringing heat-resistant cryptid energy straight to your wardrobe.
Whether you're riding through a brutal bear market or just planning your next legendary comeback, this shirt proves that true value always rises from the ashes. Buy the dip before it combusts!
~ Original Design by The Pleasant Workshop
- Shirt Production: 1-2 days
- Economy Shipping: 5-8 days
- Standard Shipping: 3-5 days
The following shipping address requirements are applicable to all destinations:
- The shipping address must be exclusively in Latin characters.
- The Pleasant Workshop does not provide address validation services. Therefore, it is the customer’s responsibility to provide an accurate shipping address.
Our shipping policy can be read here.
The Pleasant Workshop is a print-on-demand company, which means that all products are unique and produced only once ordered. This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported if you ordered the wrong size, color, or simply changed your mind.
In case of damage, poor print quality or manufacturing issue, The Pleasant Workshop will happily assist you with a replacement or refund with 30 days of delivery.
Please read the full return policy here.
