Citizen's Blend Product Adult Tee
Citizen's Blend Product Adult Tee
Inspired by the dystopian culinary classic where the secret ingredient is always... people, the Citizen's Blend tee gives you the ultimate industrial-grade makeover. The front features a slick, propaganda-style gear emblem declaring you as "Food from and for the Collective," while the back comes pre-printed with your official FDA-style Human Nutrition Label.
Whether you’re heading to an anti-dystopian rally, a sci-fi convention, or just running errands in a world that feels increasingly surreal, this shirt lets everyone know that you're a full-course meal—literally.
Note: Citizen’s Blend is intended strictly dark humor. Please do not consume the wearers.
~ Original Design by The Pleasant Workshop
- Shirt Production: 1-2 days
- Economy Shipping: 5-8 days
- Standard Shipping: 3-5 days
The following shipping address requirements are applicable to all destinations:
- The shipping address must be exclusively in Latin characters.
- The Pleasant Workshop does not provide address validation services. Therefore, it is the customer’s responsibility to provide an accurate shipping address.
Our shipping policy can be read here.
The Pleasant Workshop is a print-on-demand company, which means that all products are unique and produced only once ordered. This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported if you ordered the wrong size, color, or simply changed your mind.
In case of damage, poor print quality or manufacturing issue, The Pleasant Workshop will happily assist you with a replacement or refund with 30 days of delivery.
Please read the full return policy here.
